Monday, April 23, 2012

CLEAN YOUR KIDNEYS

CLEAN YOUR KIDNEYS IN LESS THAN Rs.50
No side effect,Try now,it is natural!

Years pass by and our kidneys are filtering the blood by removing salt, poison and any unwanted entering our body. With time, the salts accumulate and this needs to undergo cleaning treatments and how are we going to overcome this?
It is very easy, first take a bunch of parsley and wash it clean. Then cut it in small pieces and put it in a pot and pour clean water and boil it for ten minutes and let it cool down and then filter it and pour in a clean bottle and keep it inside refrigerator to cool.
Drink one glass daily and you will notice all salts and other accumulated poison coming out of your kidney by urination also you will be able to notice the difference which you never felt before.
Parsley is known as best cleaning treatment for kidneys and it is natural!

Sunday, April 22, 2012

SUZUKI'S KNOWLEDGE OF HISTORY

It was the first day of school in New York and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history...

Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.

Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'"?
Again,
no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class,
"Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, chairman of Chrysler, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm going to puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little Japanese shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
The teacher fainted.

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" and Suzuki said,
"Americans in Afghanistan 2010!"

Sunday, April 1, 2012